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16 May 2010 |
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The Chronical
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http://www.Season-Climax.com |
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Word of mouth |
Comments:
JUMANJI WILSON SPECIAL
Here at the Chronical you can count on us to bring you the very latest news,views and exclusives on all things ICC. This week, the Chronical releases a special Jumanji Wilson special.
Its been a rollercoaster few months for the tusked one, with the revelation of a baby rhino on the way being a particular high, whilst the text revelations of wanting to be "one of the boys" pre-Belfast put a serious dent in the full backs hopes of stepping into a management role.
However, we here at the Chornical can today reveal the latest twist in Rhino-gate took place just last night, Saturday 15th May.
With the league decider just a few days away, and with gaffer MacLean imposing a strict no alcohol/no partying rule until then, we at the Chroncial can reveal that the jungle man was indeed out until the small hours of Sunday morning, further more pestering fellow squad members with lurid phone calls and debateable karaoke style singing - furthermore the Chronical has exclusive phone footage that the Rhino was not alone - made even more shocking by the fact that the current Mrs Wilson is at home in Ireland on family business.
This exclusive has blown a massive hole in the ICC camp ahead of the biggest game of the season and serious questions are now being asked about Rhino Wilson's future, especially with his contract up in the summer. A fall from grace not seen in Scottish football since Fernando Ricksen's hasty exit from a lesser known Glasgow club.
We here at the Chronical appeal to all ICC loyal to get behind Rhino and the of the ICC galatico's for one last time on Wednesday night...........
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15 May 2010 |
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GBX
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http://www.fantasyfootball.com/worldcup2010 |
Comments:
Hi Fraser,
World Cup fantasy league anyone?
The following details are required by
any players wishing to join the league. Please keep these details safe.
League Type : Private
League Name : ICC Championship
League Number : 94418
League Password : moccaisabeast
Description : Private League for all members of the mighty ICC
Any players wishing to join this league should simply submit an entry in the main competition using the link below, and then follow the 'Join League' link from the menu.
http://www.fantasyfifaworldcup.com/go.php?ref=20129922
Enjoy the competition.
GBX.
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12 May 2010 |
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Gary Barlow
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http://www.training.com/lastsession |
Comments:
the last training session of season 2009-10 will be this sat 15th may at KGV arena. training starts at 10am and will finish after 11am.
After training there will be some additional fun...so come prepared.
GB.
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11 May 2010 |
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TECHNICAL/FINANCIAL/DIRECTOR
(davidblack@gilmoursports.com)
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CHAMPIONS IN WAITING LOUNGE |
Comments:
Can I ask that everyone in ICC wishes our twin striker Wee Tommy all the best on Wednesday night as he leads out his other team Fulham in the Final of the Europa League.This is a big night for the wee man in what has obviously been a long season trying to fit in playing for two of the biggest clubs in the country.This may or may not be the reason for the recent goal drought by Danny (sorry Tommy).this is something that the management will be closely looking in to with his agent before any resigning talks begin for next season.
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10 May 2010 |
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The Chronical
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http://www.BelfastReviewed.com |
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Preparing for Presentation Night |
| Referral: |
Word of mouth |
Comments:
Due to the volcanic ash chaos the Chronical has had problems with circulation but is today bac with a bang and an exclusive review of the ICC tour of Belfast with some shocking insights and scandals sure to churn the stomachs of even the most loyal ICC Ultra. Indeed, as the squad stand on the verge of title heaven, the ICC galatico's went all out for it in Belfast in the final push for glory. Here's the Chronicals exclusive review of all things Irish:
John Lessells: Still recovering from the mid season cupcake scandal which engulfed the man between the sticks. A solid if unspectacular performance, clearly suffered on the Sunday and looked desperate to get home to Dougy/Allison. - 6
Jim Wilson - Te father to be pressed management hard again about future plans, although a pre-trip text stating "I just want to be one of the boys" appears to have ruined the Rhino one's chances of a management role - further suggested by the apparent demotion from rooming with management - 6
Ally McLemements - Peaked early and revelled in the tunes of the Friday night gay scene, a solid performance from the trainer wearing wannabe wookie. Stunned into silence on the taxi tour, looked lively on the Sat night and led the wrestling charge from room to room. - 7
Allan Johnstone - a low key debut unitl the Sat night when a young femme fatale had the air sucked out of her - sorted the first team with the exclusive travel perks they deserve - claimed to venture out on the sunday night as well - 7
Gavin Black - revealed a rather worrying bushage issue which may need to be addressed/trimmed - the younger Black was consistent but sadly crashed and burned on the scoring front, a recurring theme for the Black family this season - 7
David Weir - upstaged Jumanji by baggin the management sharing room and subsequently spent the weekend presenting his case for the assitants role. Questionable suit jacket wearing from the fashion concious centre half, cut a comendable effort in staying an extra night, which, sadly yet inevitably, ended without a sniff of a female. - 7
Alan Black - A now firmly established tour veteran, the bold Hector again put in a shift on tour. Let himself down with a teatime nap on the Saturday, and again provided a stereotypical "This is England" look, the married midfield man was on best behaviour throughout and stuck to what he knows best with a hefty Guiness session on the Sunday - 7
Ross Dougall - free'd from babysitting duties for the weekend, the midfield maestro reaffirmed the fact that no matter where his jokes are told they have no effect on any type of female. Seemed to take a subdued role, reverting to type by insisting on watching the full Glentoran game as opposed to joining the rest of the team inside at the bar. Claimed to have "taken Hector home" on the Sat which was clearly a cover story for getting himself home early. 6
Fraser Buchan - tried to lead from the front by staying an extra night, but alas another sterile weekend for title winning captain in waiting. Solid in unspectacular performance. -6
Chris Woodcock - quiet showing from the tour organiser, revelled in the night life and managed to put in a full weekend shift but no major standout highlights - 6
Duncan MacLean - the subject of some seriously questionable paparazzi work, El Gaffer has subsequently taking all the rumours in his stride, disappointinly exited early, and some seriously questionable fashion faux pas, will be happy to have survived - 7
Craig Thomas - argubably thee contronversial performance. Tour debutant rocked the ICC camp on the Friday by inviting a male stranger back to his room for company, before securing a female or 2 on the Sat night to completely confuse the ICC legions. Stayed an additional night and was on the constant vulture like status. Solid yet bizarre debut - 8
Ally Lindsay - Champagne Ally failed to appear all weekend, the tall centre forward managed to notch on the Sat night to the female equivalent (in height sense) of Gary Barlow on the Sat night. Solid performance from the tour veteran, been round the block before and paced himself well. - 7
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07 May 2010 |
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ICC REPORTER
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http://www.deepestbelfast.com |
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anti beast dept |
| Referral: |
Word of mouth |
Comments:
In deepest belfast there has been a rumour of a hairy monster.Details of the mysterious being have been rife.The locals have been living in constant fear.ICC reporter took it upon himself to try and solve the mystery.Several accounts ranging from attempted snatchings,buggery and beastiality. Draped against the murals there is one mural alone that sends shivers down the junior rectal area.It depicts the descpicable unsolved beastings and does give the icc reporter a slight clue to the alledged monster
' MOCA IS A BEAST '
Several attempts have been made to uncover and contact the 'moca' .The only lead we could uncover was from the informative taxi driver he divulged 'Aye there has been rumours , shadows ,sightings the locals say he is 6ft large and hairy'.
Not to be confused with the space roaming mercenary battle bear that is a wookie the moca beast is at large and will carry out beastings at will. The ICC reporters leads were halted when the locals starting lobbing tyres at his investigative chariot that was a local cab. I will take this opportunity to say that we all want is a friday night showdown between the moca beast and a wookie complete with weapons eg space cannons and dirty choke rope. This would be ace with special guest referee the terminator complete with his cyborg genitals. Id buy that for a dollar
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06 May 2010 |
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Chris Woodcock
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http://www.June5th.com |
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Newspaper |
Comments:
Lads,
Just a reminder - presentation night ticket £££ must be with the social committee by no later than May 21st.
Still spare tickets for those who want more. Lets make it a good night.
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| Date: |
06 May 2010 |
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Gary Barlow
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http://www.onwards.com/upwards |
| Location: |
The room of desire |
Comments:
Fantastic weekend had gents.
A good account given in the cup.
Two even bigger games in the league.
This is what we are about.
Lets do it.
Team GB.
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29 April 2010 |
| Name: |
Mr T
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http://themanagement .co.uk |
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Happy farm |
Comments:
Gents,
Just to say superb victory last night the title is in our hands so lets keep the momentum going in our last games.
Here is the Goal stats after last nights game against DTI.
Woodcock 18
Thomson 26
Lindsay 14
Thomas 18
McLeman 9
McLelland 7
Buchan 7
A.Black 5
Gibson 5
Dougal 4
Gould 4
Weir 3
Williams 3
Connel and Bryceland 1
Everybody enjoy Belfast.
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| Date: |
28 April 2010 |
| Name: |
Gary Barlow
(choad@belfast.com)
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departure lounge |
Comments:
hi all.
excellent performance from every single person present on the park and off the park on wednesday.
details for belfast as follows (also to be sent by text):
flight 468 to Belfast from Glasgow
check in opens 6:25pm
meet in main terminal at 6:30pm
NO EXCEPTIONS - TO CHECK IN TOGETHER
flight departs 8:25pm
flight arrives 9:05pm
flight 469 to Glasgow from Belfast
check in opens 7:55pm
meet in main terminal at 8pm
NO EXCEPTIONS - TO CHECK IN TOGETHER
flight departs 9:55pm
flight arrives 10:35pm
GBX
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