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09 March 2010 |
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Social Committee
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www.OnTour2010@Belfast.com |
Comments:
Lads,
Flights booked. See itinerary below:
Glasgow to Belfast Intl
Dep 30 April 2010 20:25
Arr 30 April 2010 21:05
Flight 468
Check in opens 30 April 2010 18:25
Check in closes 30 April 2010 19:45
Belfast Intl to Glasgow
Dep 02 May 2010 21:55
Arr 02 May 2010 22:35
Flight 469
Check in opens 02 May 2010 19:55
Check in closes 02 May 2010 21:15
** TO SAVE COST ITS ONLY HAND LUGGAGE WE HAVE BOOKED - SO NO SUIT CASES ALLOWED **
Bring on the Stella.
Yet again the Social Committee Deliver!
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22 February 2010 |
| Name: |
Hectoramus Major
(www.getthestellasin@belfast.com)
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| Web site: |
http://hectarianbong |
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Word of mouth |
Comments:
Has anyone else noticed that our cultured ex no 6 and former vice captain mysteriously turned up to watch how it gets done without him a mere week after posting a message on this very same site sayin how happy he was in Oz playing, wait for it, SOCCER!!! (thats fitba to you and me gents)
Now ive never been confused for being a genius or member of Mensa for that matter, but i do believe it takes almost 23 hours to get to Scotland from Australia. This would mean that only a few days after posting this message to the mighty our rotund hatchet man must have decided that his love for the rupert the bear teddy he left behind at his mammys house was so strong that he had to give up a further 11 months of sun and scantilly clad lovelies jumping around on the beach while sup supping on tinnys an throwin shrimps on the barbie.
In the words of Mr T "**** sake Dougal get a grip!"
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| Date: |
19 February 2010 |
| Name: |
The Chronical
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www.MrT-for-PrimeMinister.com |
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Maternity Ward |
| Referral: |
Newspaper |
Comments:
Back with a bang, the latest in ICC entertainment straight from the heart of action
JUMANJI FINALLY SCORES
The Chronical has bagged an exclusive and can today exclusively reveal that rampaging right back Jim 'Jumanji' Wilson has, after many years, finally scored on the parental front.
After years of shooting and missing (as many a Wilson bedsheet shows), the Rhino one exclusively revealed to the Chronical that he is set to become a father. After securing a six-figure (£000,001) glossy magazine deal for picture rights to the new born, a somewhat mellowed Jumanji revealed, "me and the missus are delighted to be adding to the Wilson clan, and with my soon-to-be step into management this couldnt have came at a better time. I've developed a taste for the glamour modelling shoots after the Nike Air Wilson promotion, so it felt right to get the new baby involved as well, and if I can make a few quid out it why not?" Why not indeed.
Bookmakers across the country are already being inundated with requests for bets on what the newest member of the ICC family will be called, although rumours that the Wilson couple had decided to name the baby after Jumanji's favourite player (Ally McLements Wilson) are wide of the mark.
Indeed, several names are in the frame including "Giraffe Wilson" and "Wilson Wilson".
With Mr T expected to be named Godfather any day now (you could'nt ask for a better role model) rumours that Morgans had agreed to sponsor the wetting of the babies head are wide of the mark, although Godfather Thomson was said to be in negotiations, especially after negotiations with the local Reverend went sour after it was agreed that filling the pulpit with Morgans for the Christening was a step too far.
The Chroncial would like to take this opportunity to wish Mr and Mrs Wilson all the best on behalf of all associated with ICC. Congrats to both.
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16 February 2010 |
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HON/TREAS,TD DOINK
(davidblack@gilmoursports.com)
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MANAGEMENT SUITE |
Comments:
Good to see that the indisciplined midfielder has found his feet in OZ.Probably a good idea that he is now being involved in the Caravan trade as having been brought up in a gispy area himself he should find the work no problem.Also with his usual dress sense he should blend in to the background with the rest of the caravanners no bother.
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15 February 2010 |
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woody
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Comments:
see below, email from bawheid himself:
Hi,
I hope this e-mail finds you well.
My first month or so has gone well, even if a little homesick!
Spent the first few weeks watching cricket, playing soccer and generally just hanging out. Everyone has been really good to both me & Jamey in helping us to settle.
I'm starting work tomorrow with a company that manufactures caravans. Jamey's been there for a week now and seems to quite like it so I'll give it a bash.
I had my first game with the new soccer team on the weekend and it went ok so pleased with that. Good bunch of boys with some good players.
I'm staying in a really nice house with one of the lads from the team, so really landed on my feet.
Let me know how you are and what's been going on, it's good to hear from everyone at home.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Ross
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13 February 2010 |
| Name: |
Curved Slightly
(letsgetthemerryferry@eastertime.co.uk)
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http://www.extraluggage.co.uk/inmrt'sbagatnewcastle |
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Travel Agents |
Comments:
The rumourmill is in overdrive this week at ICC headquarters with talks at an advanced stage regarding the annual tour.
With the social committee due to make an announcement any day now, the ICC squad are wetter than an otters pocket with excitement with the possibility of heading out to Northern Ireland.
jim wilson (aka the white Paul Parker) had this to say earlier: "Aye, I recommend Belfast for the next destination for the boys. The nightclubs are only open to 1am though".
This news of Belfast on the weekend of the 16th came as an earth-shattering blow to ICC's 2008/09 player of the year Ally McLements. Ally - also beating the drum to head to Gods country - will be celebrating his 27th birthday over the planned tour dates in April, however with the tour coinciding with the 2010 World Skateboarding Conference it is decision time for the reigning ICC Tour 3am Wrestling Champion. Get your skates(board) on Ally.
Clan Black have submitted their consent forms in advance, the trip has been officially rubber-stamped by Paisleys finest (the WAGS). Midfield maestro Alan Black is dusting down his trusted hard-back copy of 'The Encyclopedia of Conversation One Liners' for the trip with a view to pass it onto Gary Barlow who can use it to enhance his chat and height over the weekend.
With the two Davids (Thomson and Weir) currently on scouting duties - in Lloret De Mar and Rome respectively - a vacancy has arisen in ICC ranks for the title of 'most likely to go jet-off next week'. YTS Andrew MacLean is apparently looking into jetting out to Poland to Krackoneoff in the near future according to sources "close" to the player.
Thats all for now sport fans. Confirmation and answers will be on a postcard.
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| Date: |
30 January 2010 |
| Name: |
BIG CHIEF BONGO
(do.onealancarr@channel4.co.uk)
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| Web site: |
http://WWW.FREECASINOSFORLAND.COM |
| Location: |
DESERT |
| Referral: |
Word of mouth |
Comments:
HOOOOWWW ALAN CARR DESERT EAGLE WIGWAM RECCEDING HAIRLINE HORIZON BURNT NOGGIN BONGO CHIEF MCLEMAN SUNNY CLIMATES NAE BOTHER GLADLY TAKE ON THE ROLE BOSS HERE GOES MEET AT AIRPORT GET ON CHEAP FLIGHT SPAIN TAKE IN LA LIGA GAME GET GASSED GO HOME BEAST NOT ROCKET SCIENCE GET IT DONE BONGO
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| Date: |
29 January 2010 |
| Name: |
Woodcock
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| Web site: |
http://www.TimeIThinktoSubscribe@LAPPIN.com |
| Location: |
Average Joe's Workout Hut |
Comments:
Lads,lads.............
Chill - when have the social committe not delivered I ask you?? This is no overnight process - we have to check security is tight, make sure the police can accommodate the large travelling support, ensure clubbing venues have private hire rooms available and make sure there is a male only pub that champagne Ally can divert us too.
Whilst I appreciate the need for info, I should point out due to our 3 for 3 success rate with her majestys finest we have been banned from several mainstream cities - however the mayor of Bognor Regis has extended us a warm invite.
The social committee are always willing to accept new members - feel free to put your name forward.
Until then, just get shopping for the suncream (especially you McLements - we know you and warmer climates dont go well together).
The Social Committee Has Spoken.
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| Date: |
28 January 2010 |
| Name: |
DT
(subscriber@t1tslappin.net)
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| Location: |
Cobra Kai Gym |
Comments:
Let me echo Big Chief Bongo's sentiments, no not that smoke signals are better than mobile phones but what is the latest on the ICC annual jolly? With the newest social commitee member, Hectarian Bong involved this year surely more spice will be added to the occasion, yes?
Anyway update required.. hammer-time.
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| Date: |
25 January 2010 |
| Name: |
The brains
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| Web site: |
http://therealgaffer@iccheadquarters.co.uk |
| Location: |
Secret Hideaway |
Comments:
Here are the top goalscorers so far
Thomson 15
Thomas 13
Woodcock 9
McLeman 7
Lindsay 6
McLelland & Dougal 4
Buchan & Weir 3
Gibson 2
Hector, Bryceland, Connel 1
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